Friday, February 9, 2007

REASONS TO THINK AN ASTRONAUT MIGHT BE STALKING YOU

- The guy behind you on Mission:SPACE is wearing a diaper.
- A "Cast Member" bids you farewell as you leave the station at Space Mountain.
- A "ticket agent" at Orlando International Airport asks if you want pepper spray with your boarding pass.
- You keep receiving prank phones calls from NASA asking if you know of a car that gets 900 miles on a tank of gas.
- The woman next to you on the Disney monorail keeps counting backwards from 10.
- The man in the moon looks worried.

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