Ouch!

While flying a kite in a remote wooded area of WDW, Roy Fleming (webmaster of disneykites.com, the unofficial website of Florida air) had an accident with a wild unicorn. Apparently Roy had his back to the creature - which is an insult between the hours of 9 a.m. and 10:15 a.m. to unicorns - and so was run over by the pointed animal. It is interesting to note that the attack happened at 12:01 p.m. which leads me to believe that the unicorn either can't tell time or needs to change the battery in its watch. Speedy recovery Roy!