I love It

I love it when people call themselves the "unofficial blah blah" on their websites. I just read on a site that a webmaster refers to him/herself as the unofficial photographer of Disney World. What does that mean? Hey ... I'm the unofficial King of the Bloggers! I'm also the unofficial webmaster of Microsoft! Incase you can't tell, I'm rolling my eyes in disbelief.

You Do Realize That ...

The reason cell phones today can take photos, play music, give you driving directions, etc., is because cell phones cannot make phone calls. The very reason they were invented has to be camouflaged to consumers. A day cannot go by without Cingular dropping my call (and I travel all over the country - so I don't want to hear about the area I'm in has a weak signal). But consumers go along with it - yes these handy devices do it all EXCEPT PLACE PHONE CALLS!! Duh.

49th Grammy Awards

Yes, bad behavior continues to be rewarded (exception: Randy Newman).

Bad Behavior

Enough already ... why must bad behavior be rewarded? It's everywhere on every level.

REASONS TO THINK AN ASTRONAUT MIGHT BE STALKING YOU

- The guy behind you on Mission:SPACE is wearing a diaper.
- A "Cast Member" bids you farewell as you leave the station at Space Mountain.
- A "ticket agent" at Orlando International Airport asks if you want pepper spray with your boarding pass.
- You keep receiving prank phones calls from NASA asking if you know of a car that gets 900 miles on a tank of gas.
- The woman next to you on the Disney monorail keeps counting backwards from 10.
- The man in the moon looks worried.

Lien on Castle?!

I just read online that a lien has been put against Cinderella Castle! Seems somebody didn't get paid for building it! The state may step in and investigate to see if Disney had a permit to fill the moat with water back in 1971. I think the wiring may not be up to code too. I'm sure Goofy can pay off some Orlando politican and make all this go away.

Now Hear This?

This just in from Dunda Pecoratrino:
Hi Ynot,
Hope this message finds you. Word on the street is that people love theme parks and theme parks love big business. Financial experts agree the percentage over the final quarters is far ahead of last year's fiscal earnings. Spending is on the rise and the gross income is not that gross.
Be well,
Dunda
Wow, now I'm not a financial professional but that sounds important and very impressive. If anyone can explain it to to me - I'd be a happier me.